#1 Setting: Christmas Eve. 11:00 pm. Paul and I are in separate rooms wrapping each other's gifts. (Time- another thing in short supply!) I walk into the room Paul is occupying and see him wrapping.
"Paul, do you have the tape?" I ask as I peek through a slit in the door.
"Nope. Sorry" He says. I hear wrapping, so I'm a little confused.
"Well then how are you wrapping?" I ask quizzically.
I look. He grins. Band-Aids.
#2- Sunday. Getting ready for church. My slip is too long, just by about an inch, and has been for a few dresses. He's totally ready for church so I ask for a favor.
"Hey Paul, would you mind cutting roughly and inch off of this slip for me?" I ask him
"Sure," he replies.
Ten minutes pass as I finish my hair. Paul enters the bathroom.
"You said roughly an inch, right?" he asks tepidly.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, here you go Tinkerbell." He says with a smile as he throws my slip to me.
I hold it up... he cut roughly and inch all right. Jaggedly. I laughed out loud for a solid ten minutes. I'll have to get a picture, however this is a pretty accurate picture!
The difference between boy and girl brains!!!
